1. According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.(Just ignore this)
2. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘How do I look?’-If i look ugly duckling today,just say tht i look pretty ;)
3. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.-Hye husband,let's go to Arab where u can be my coffemaker
4. It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary. - whatafish!
5. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’ - Just say NO eventho that girl is Miranda Kerr ;)
6. The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women. *ehem ehem*
7. Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. -Just ignore,again .
8. It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay, You don’t see straight men dancing together. -If ur not gay,please don't dance with your guy friends, u'll look like Elton John dancing with Ricky Martin.
9. The first naked man women see is ‘Ken’.- Sexy Ken ;)
10. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man’s responsibility.-Thee hee!
11. When a woman answers, “I’m fine, ” after a
few seconds, she is not fine. - Complicated , enuff said.
12. The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items. -437???!!!!!!
13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. - Totally !
14. It’s cool to be a daddy’s girl. It’s sad to be a mommy’s boy.-Pathetic yewww!
Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts"- Rosnah Mat Aris